Yes, you read it right and now I’m going to assume correctly that one of your eyes is slightly wider than the other “O_o” Your mind is probably just as blown as mine was when i first stumbled across this beauty extraordinaire on YouTube. I don’t know why I was YouTubing Pubic hair dye. Don’t Judge!
So YouTubing “Pubic Hair Dye” Quickly led me to an award winning company called “Betty Beauty” Who actually Specializes in Pubic… accessorizing? This company allows us to do things we wouldn’t ever imagine doing, like putting some bleach near our nether regions, or shaping our Vajayjay’s Into a nice… Pink bow?
Not only can we dye our pubic area Hot Pink, or Electric Blue we can shape it into unimaginable shapes such as; A Flower, A star or go all out and show us how much you REALLY want world Peace Miss America! You can achieve this by using one of the Betty Beauty’s range of pubic hair stencils in which we then wax around OR you can use Betty’s new skin conditioning hair remover that vogue has been bragging about!
As fun as it is to have your Carpet transformed into a nice Ruby Red Love Heart, for valentines, If you find you’re going a little “Salt and Pepper” down there due to genetics or that other thing, we don’t like to talk about… aging *sigh* Or you just really need to complete your blonde bombshell look ( for those who want to cover greys or coordinate collar and cuffs.) There is a ray of beaming sunshine! As the tagline goes “Color for the hair down there”, it’s a semi-permanent dye, and is available in black, brown, blonde, and auburn, There are also hot pink, red, lilac, and turquoise versions for those wild at heart and anyone not too concerned about matching their muff to their mane.
I can’t really give you guys a good ole review without trying it out myself, So this gives me the perfect excuse to give my other half a bit of heart attack, So I’m going to try and get this product to give you guys a more in-depth review of how easy it is to become your very own, Muffstylists! ;o
Go On I Dare You!
Love Miss Pineapple x